What's the most "Craigslist" car you can find?

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04/28/2015 at 12:39 • Filed to: None

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The rules are simple, what car on craigslist (or kijiji or what have you) most represents the stereotypical CL ad? I’m looking for the best Cameros, Alpha Romeros, JDM, ran when parked-est cars you can find.

Here’s what I’ve found-

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Admittedly, this last one is pretty much the coolest thing ever-

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DISCUSSION (34)


Kinja'd!!! Cherry_man1 > TheJWT
04/28/2015 at 12:45

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Need gone ASAP cars http://kansascity.craigslist.org/cto/4973106870…


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > TheJWT
04/28/2015 at 12:53

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That Camero doesn’t have a manuel.


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > TheJWT
04/28/2015 at 12:57

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Fast and Furious Sunfire yo!

Ran when parked

Fuck tons of rust

Just... this Miata..


Kinja'd!!! TheJWT > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
04/28/2015 at 13:02

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Did they pull that Jeep out of a lake?


Kinja'd!!! TheJWT > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
04/28/2015 at 13:04

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But it is the rare Aniversity edition with a rear defrogger. Who likes frogs in their back windows anyway?


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > TheJWT
04/28/2015 at 13:04

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A bill-of-sale only car with a miscatagorized transmission containing 100+ words at the bottom and the phrase “don’t ask about the stupid title”


Kinja'd!!! As Du Volant > TheJWT
04/28/2015 at 13:04

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1992 cavalier derby car


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > TheJWT
04/28/2015 at 13:05

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Posting their problems

http://fortmyers.craigslist.org/lee/cto/499849…


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > TheJWT
04/28/2015 at 13:05

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Ahh, missed the defrogger. NP.


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > TheJWT
04/28/2015 at 13:05

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Two words: Fiero trike.

Owner is willing to accept guns in trade, but not jewelry. Damn! Just when I was looking to offload my diamond earrings.


Kinja'd!!! TheJWT > Xyl0c41n3
04/28/2015 at 13:06

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I need to see this majestic beast


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > As Du Volant
04/28/2015 at 13:07

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Great photos. Great fuel cell. 1000% race-ready and legit.


Kinja'd!!! TheJWT > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
04/28/2015 at 13:07

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Has anyone really ever NEEDED to get to Minnesota?


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
04/28/2015 at 13:08

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This photo is everything.

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Kinja'd!!! NunchuckWoolery > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
04/28/2015 at 13:10

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These are all really close to me, totally thinking about this Miata. Because cruising with the top down.


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > TheJWT
04/28/2015 at 13:11

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Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > TheJWT
04/28/2015 at 13:12

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Found a great Camero. No pics because he isn’t “pick savy”, but it has “duel... exhaust...” 135 hp V6 auto is “too fast” for him.

http://fortmyers.craigslist.org/lee/cto/499315…


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > TheJWT
04/28/2015 at 13:12

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Have you seen Fargo?


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > TheJWT
04/28/2015 at 13:13

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Cheap Land Rover. It “runs great.” I believe him.

http://fortmyers.craigslist.org/lee/cto/497506…


Kinja'd!!! Kevin Barrett > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
04/28/2015 at 13:14

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Yup, that’s a Craigslist Miata listing. I’m shocked that it has factory ride height, considering everything else...oh wait, it’s “adjustable.”


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Xyl0c41n3
04/28/2015 at 13:14

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The one with the american flag and eagle just straight up confused me.


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > NunchuckWoolery
04/28/2015 at 13:15

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As long as you get rid of the stickers, the mustache especially is terrible.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > TheJWT
04/28/2015 at 13:23

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I don’t know if this one’s real. I hope it is. It’s a catalytic converter03INFINITIG35 with VTEC that gets 34-38 mpg that’s been keyed.

http://fortmyers.craigslist.org/lee/cto/493140…


Kinja'd!!! TheJWT > Xyl0c41n3
04/28/2015 at 13:28

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Hell yeah I’d totally trade all of my guns for that


Kinja'd!!! NunchuckWoolery > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
04/28/2015 at 13:29

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I have to believe the seller is a giant douche, even more after reading the tags at the bottom of the ad.

"Convertible" ok that ones fair

"JDM" really?

"Stance" nope just aftermarket wheels

"Convertible" yup already said that

"Roadster" ok, I get it the top comes off

"Racecar/Race" I mean, you could slap a cage in it and take it to LeMons.

"Slow" but you tagged it as a racecar?

"America/Merica" WTF? Does it come with eagles and flags?

"Japan" Ok, but I thought this car was all about 'Merica?

"Manual/5 speed" seems legit


Kinja'd!!! TheJWT > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
04/28/2015 at 13:30

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I already put a deposit down on that car, The seller said it would take a while to shipping to me from Nigeria though.


Kinja'd!!! TheJWT > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
04/28/2015 at 13:32

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Kinja'd!!! BarryDanger > TheJWT
04/28/2015 at 13:35

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mmmm widebody amg wagon. In keeping with the flames theme: http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/4907853164…

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Notice the price drop from 4k to 2.5k because surprise! the car needs a new trans :)


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > TheJWT
04/28/2015 at 13:40

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It’s broke and I won’t fix it, with tons of TMI back story.

https://kalispell.craigslist.org/cto/4986010637…

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Kinja'd!!! Sethersm > TheJWT
04/28/2015 at 13:44

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How about a Ford Tauras?

https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/dak/cto/499497…

Or a “really nice car”

https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/cto/497742…

“this car is in great shape other than my head gasket blowing and ruining the engine (lol)“

I know I find blown head gaskets totally hilarious!


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > As Du Volant
04/28/2015 at 13:50

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Was smoking weed when taking photos.


Kinja'd!!! Sethersm > TheJWT
04/28/2015 at 13:50

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Oooo, a super rare Toyoto:

https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/cto/496371…


Kinja'd!!! TheJWT > BarryDanger
04/28/2015 at 13:51

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That’s especially painful, I love those cars


Kinja'd!!! YellowGoat > TheJWT
04/28/2015 at 17:25

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http://delaware.craigslist.org/cto/4964654620…

$1100 for a non running Kia Rio